Yo, let me drop some knowledge, don’t mean to be a drag, but did you know what Philippine law punishes bribery? It’s a crime, yo, they don’t take it lightly, so don’t go slippin’ cash under the table slightly.

Now, let’s talk ’bout smokin’, why are cigarettes legal? It’s a mystery to me, seems like it should be illegal, but hey, that’s just my humble sequel.

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Let’s not forget grammar, it’s an important part of our language, so what is grammatical agreement? It’s all about making those words sound right, so you don’t end up in a verbal fight.

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And let’s not forget why we got laws, my friend, it’s cause we need order to defend, so why did Corazon help law? It’s all about keepin’ the peace, no flaw.

So there you have it, the legal rap, from bribery to effective laws, ain’t that a wrap!