Justin Bieber

Hey there, Selena! Did you hear about the ladies night legal issue? I think it’s totally unfair!

Selena Gomez

Oh, Justin. Always so concerned about the legal stuff. But have you checked out the landlord heating requirements in CT? I’m freezing here!

Yeah, I know. But did you also know about the maximum material condition and minimum material condition laws? It’s crazy how detailed these regulations are!

Oh, I totally get it. Speaking of regulations, have you heard about the USA double taxation agreement? It’s such a headache to deal with!

Wow, that sounds complicated. But what really boggles my mind is the California ticket scalping laws. It’s like they’re trying to make it impossible for us to have fun!

Yeah, I agree. And have you ever wondered about the contracted form of does not? I mean, does anyone even use that in real life?